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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur Jordan Hoad17/Male/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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I enjoy music, drawing, blowing shit up, squirrels, tricking foreigners, and nudity in general.
Also if you ever pass out around me, I will draw a big penis on your face in permanent pen.


I do comissions, but it's usually only for people I meet IRL.
I won't do requests for jokes, but feel free to suggest stuff.


There is a secret message hidden in this ID but you will never ever find it.

Ever. :iconwooooplz:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Toowoomba, Anji's closet.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small-Medium
  • Print preference: Free ones :D
  • Interests: BURNIN SHIT!!!
  • Favourite movie: The Last Samurai, 28 days later, and any Happy Madison film
  • Favourite band or musician: MSI, SOAD, Billy Talent, AngelSpit, Gojira, Breaking Benjamin, Reel Big Fish
  • Favourite genre of music: THE HARD SHIT
  • Favourite artist: David Willingham, Lucian Stanculescu, M. C. Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: That guy who writes on the bathroom walls. I believe his name is 'Chaz Washere'
  • Favourite photographer: definitley not the fewlz who put "ya mum" in their profile.
  • Favourite style of art: ya mum
  • Operating System: Nuclear powered
  • MP3 player of choice: The ones that can transform into Soundwave.
  • Shell of choice: Gastropod
  • Wallpaper of choice: D: everytime i put one on someone changes it
  • Skin of choice: The skin is the best part of most things.... Chicken..... Profiles.... Women..... :D
  • Favourite game: Mario. Their all like "OMFG ITS AN ITALIAN! RUN! HE MIGHT JUMP ON US!!!"
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: The classic, clumsy stickfigure.
  • Personal Quote: White is not the absence of colour, but the presence of light
  • Tools of the Trade: Flash 8, Imagination and a bag of candies :D

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:iconnetty27:
~netty27 1 day 8 hours ago
You wanna try an Australian Kiss? It's like a french kiss, but down under...

I heard that the other day, and it reminded me of you.

How's everything going?
(1 Reply)
:iconmegajosh2:
=megajosh2 3 days 6 hours ago
I didn't know you played Brawl. :paranoid:

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Tired of refreshing a million times for the dAmn chats to work? Not anymore!
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:iconcutecitten123:
Mood: Joy ~Cutecitten123 Dec 5, 2009, 2:24:51 AM
Thankyou billions for the fave! 8D
:highfive:

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:bulletpink: My artwork is like if someone took a rainbow monster , shook it up and let it puke on a page. :bulletpink:

:superman: Do NOT let me talk about Comic books. :superman:

ANTI TWILIGHT

:music:
(1 Reply)
:iconpeeringbehindmyhair:
~PeeringBehindMyHair Dec 4, 2009, 1:59:01 PM
The button LIES!!! Mankind is still here!!! :iconlegaspplz:
:icon2numagirls:
=2numagirls Dec 3, 2009, 8:33:14 PM
Congratulations. You've managed to attain another pageview by your blasted icon. Be satisfied.


:heart: ;D

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If you LOOOOVE Fella, join DA-Fella-Club today!!:D :heart:
[link] <--- Club page

// [link] // My gaia!!!^^

DP lover since Fathers day of 2005 and will forever love DP!
:iconhydroleaf:
~Hydroleaf Nov 26, 2009, 7:13:51 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!~
(1 Reply)
:iconsunaluna:
~SunaLuna Nov 25, 2009, 1:09:38 PM
No! Your icon didn't work!

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"Why so serious?"
"It wouldn't hurt you to think like a serial-killer every once in awhile! Just for the sake of prevention!"
["Edward is the sparkliest male vampire ever"
"The fact that anything that has the descriptor 'sparkly' & 'male' is gay"]
:iconkanokov:
~KANOKOV Nov 22, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
cheers

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By the itching of thy thumb, something wicked this way comes.
:iconberrier:
~berrier Nov 17, 2009, 6:55:48 PM
shit doesnt work, i want my money back D< bish

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the future isn't what it used to be
dont klick the [link]
:iconhava-nagila:
~Hava-Nagila Nov 14, 2009, 4:14:20 AM
You like to trick foreigners?:spin:

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:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray:
:pray::pray::fear::pray::pray:
:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray:

caught... never join a sect!
:iconyao-yiin:
~yao-yiin Nov 9, 2009, 6:14:28 PM
the button LIES.

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-Raving dance party going on randomly-
Mimi:-walks in-Are you serious?Really?Are you?!I'll kick one of you if you're serious.
-Record scratches,party stops-
Mimi:YOU FORGOT TO INVITE ME!!-picks up punch cup-Now,let us parteh!!
-Cheers,party restarts-
:iconruuub:
~Ruuub Nov 7, 2009, 3:43:16 AM
Wow man, thanks for the :+fav:
Like my work more than Daria? :lol:

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you should click that strange ball on the left of my nickname..
or just watch me instead :|
(1 Reply)
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Mood: Joy ~BloodRainNightWish Oct 29, 2009, 10:10:26 AM
I have a shirt with a glass of oj on it but it says mom? instated od dad
(1 Reply)
:iconyukixshika:
~YukixShika Oct 24, 2009, 8:23:13 AM
I just felt like saying how I love you're icon. XD

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"Coyotes do not live in trees..." Myself

"I swear I'm normal!" - Amanda

"I get smart when I'm stupid." - Me

"Me: You know what Ralaray's favorite apple is?
Ashley: What?
Me: Apples."
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